so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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