Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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