My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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