Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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