There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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