I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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