So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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