Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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