Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Randomize
