I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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