Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
