BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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