Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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