How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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