We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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