So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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