There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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