My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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