Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
