she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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