I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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