Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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