I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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