Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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