You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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