I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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