I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
The feeling are messing with the penis
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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