we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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