i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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