I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
thus making me awesome and them whores
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize
