It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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