she was so not down for the gang bang
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
