In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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