After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
i think i just lost a toe
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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