whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
FUCK WHALES
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