NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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