I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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