I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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