i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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