this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
sex in a hospital.. check
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
