Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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