:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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