S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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