your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
That reminds me...we need to get swords
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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