soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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