I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I'm really busy with my period
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