you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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