I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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