I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
