it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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