the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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