brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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